Woodstock 2019 SUPER Black Friday Mystery Boxes

$100

BEAVERTON SUPER MYSTERY BOXES SOLD OUT!

Only 39 total Super Mystery Boxes available!

 

*** details & rules ***

Price: $100 per box

Total value exceeds $12,000!

  • Minimum value of box = $120.00
  • Highest value of box = $1,000!
  • Average value = $240!
  • Limit 3 boxes per person
  • Over 50% of boxes have functional glass!

 

Pre-Order by clicking here

FYI Boxes every previous year have sold out weeks in advance we anticipate selling out early again! Unlike previous years, 2019 mystery boxes will not be held back for the actual sale day of Black Friday once we sell out that’s it 100%! Locals pick up in-store on Black Friday or any day after that. Online orders will be shipped out the following week the first week of December (a tracking number will be sent to you).

Shipping costs will be charged at time of shipping depending on what it takes to get your boxes to you safely. We will contact you on Black Friday or after by phone to pay for your charges depending on the quantity, weight and destination of boxes. Shipping rates will range from $17 for one box up to $39 for 3 boxes in the continental 48 states. (Hawaii and international may be additional.) Shipping for the Woodstock boxes will occur out of the Woodstock Location.

All boxes are 8x8x20 and all look the same; all boxes are chosen at random. In-store customers will point at boxes lined up on the wall to be handed to them. Online customers will be shipped what’s left over = same chances for locals or out of state!

Locals pick up these Super Mystery Boxes from our ****WOODSTOCK LOCATION****

 

READ THIS DISCLAIMER: Mystery boxes are NOT FOR PROFIT. We make no money ($0) from this event, we actually end up losing some. This is for entertainment purposes only. All sales are 100% final, there are no refunds or exchanges.

 

***SUPER MYSTERY BOXES AKA “BIG BOXES OF CRAP” IS LITERALLY A CRAP SHOOT! YOU MAY GET SOMETHING FOR OIL OR FLOWER; THERE IS NO WAY TO TELL WHAT YOU WILL GET. THERE WILL BE WINNERS AND THERE WILL BE LOSERS, SOME PEOPLE WILL CRY WITH JOY, OTHERS WILL YELL IN AGONY. BY PURCHASING, YOU AGREE TO TELL ALL YOUR FRIENDS IF YOU WIN BIG AND NOT COMPLAIN IF YOU DON’T. NO WHINING WILL BE HEARD!

 

***SUPER Mystery Box Contents***

 

  • Danny B Slyme Klein – $1,000!
  • Curse Banger Hanger plus Pelican Case!
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  • Happy Time Glass Full Color CFL Recycler!
  • Kevin Howell Bi-polar Banger Hanger with Joel Halen Quartz!
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  • Kevin Howell Bi Polar Full Color Banger Hanger!
  • Peli Nail 1120 Yellow with Coil!
  • Peli Nail 1120 Orange with Coil!
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  • Peli Nail 1030 Yellow with Coil!
  • Windstar Banger Hanger!
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  • Kevin Howell Heady Water Bottle!
  • Sweetshop Gummy Bear Pendant!
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  • MORE ++++++++
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