Black Friday 2020 SUPER Mystery Box

$100.00

2020 Black Friday SUPER Mystery Box

 

Only 100 total Super Mystery Boxes available!

 

*** details & rules ***

Price: $100 per box

Total value of all boxes exceeds = $21,250!

  • Minimum value of box = $120.00
  • Highest value of box = $1790!
  • Limit 2 boxes per person
  • Shipping charged is a flat rate of $26 for one or two boxes (Hawaii excluded)
  • Over 67% of boxes have functional waterpipes!

 

Pre-order 10/31/2020, 4:20PM Pacific!

 

Boxes every previous year have sold out weeks in advance; we anticipate selling out early again.

  • Locals pickup in-store on Black Friday or any day after that. Online orders will be shipped out first week of December (a tracking number will be sent to you). Shipping cost will be charged at time of shipping depending on what it takes to get your box(es) to you safely. All boxes are 8x8x20 and all look the same; all boxes are chosen at random.

 

READ THIS DISCLAIMER: Mystery boxes are NOT FOR PROFIT. We make no money ($0) from this event, we actually end up losing some. This is for entertainment purposes only. All sales are 100% final, there are no refunds or exchanges.

 

***SUPER MYSTERY BOXES AKA “BIG BOXES OF CRAP” IS LITERALLY A CRAP SHOOT! YOU MAY GET SOMETHING FOR OIL OR FLOWER; THERE IS NO WAY TO TELL WHAT YOU WILL GET. THERE WILL BE WINNERS AND THERE WILL BE LOSERS, SOME PEOPLE WILL CRY WITH JOY, OTHERS WILL YELL IN AGONY. BY PURCHASING, YOU AGREE TO TELL ALL YOUR FRIENDS IF YOU WIN BIG AND NOT COMPLAIN IF YOU DON’T. NO WHINING WILL BE HEARD!

 

***SUPER Mystery Box Contents***

 

  • JOP Chicken Bubbler – $1790!
  • Michael Shea Recycler – $500!
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  • Leisure Lil Dubs!
  • Windstar Banger Hangers!
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  • High Five Dual E-nail with coil/banger!
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  • Subliminal Glass Bubblers!
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  • 710Sci Fabs!
  • Bearded Menace Sherlock plus RYOT case!
  • MORE++++++

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